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Everything here has been tested on big dogs. Our pack is English cream golden retrievers, all males: Sawyer weighed between 92 and 98 pounds, Theo runs 86 to 94, and Beau, still a puppy, seems determined to catch them both. If it survives these three, it’ll survive yours.

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Getting in and out of the car, and water on the way

On the Road

Beau, puppy days, learning the stairs
Dog steps · Most asked about

HEEYOO Extra Wide Folding Dog Car Stairs

No more jumping. Not once.

4.5out of 5Only knock: the foam handles wear out over time

For most of his life, Sawyer, our 95-pound English cream golden, loaded himself into the car. Front paws on the bumper, a boost from me, and on good days he simply launched himself in. Getting out was even easier... he just jumped. He did it that way from about six months old until he was six, when our vet noticed the start of some back trouble and asked us to cut down on the jumping. The first thing on that list was the leap from the hatch onto a driveway or a trailhead parking lot, twice a day, every day.

We had no idea what to buy. We started with a folding plastic ramp, and it was a miss. It was bulky and awkward to set up, and Sawyer never trusted the surface. He went up a few times, but every trip was a negotiation.

These stairs ended the negotiation, and four years later they’re still part of every outing. They’re light enough that I can open the hatch, grab them by one handle and swing them out in a single motion while holding a leash in the other hand. Kelly handles them just as easily on her own when I’m traveling for work, which mattered more to us than any spec on the box.

Now it’s the routine every single day. An ordinary outing goes like this: up the stairs at home, down at the trailhead, back up after the walk, down again at a restaurant with a dog-friendly patio, up after dinner, and down one last time in the driveway. That’s six trips on a normal day, and Theo and Beau have it down cold. They sit and wait while the stairs go down, leashes go on, and they come down one at a time. They’re perfectly capable of jumping, but we don’t let them. We did this with Sawyer to protect his back, and we do it now so Theo and Beau never need protecting. The stairs ride along on every long-weekend trip from home in Maryland too: Harpers Ferry, Cape Charles, Savannah, Charleston, Beaufort, Edisto Island and Watercolor.

There’s a bonus we didn’t expect. Because the stairs always come first, the dogs have learned that an open hatch doesn’t mean go. It means wait. At a busy rest stop or a gas station, that matters. Nobody bolts out into a parking lot full of moving cars, because in their world, getting out doesn’t happen until the stairs are down and we say so.

Every dog we’ve had was a little suspicious at first. What fixed it was watching another dog do it. Beau learned as a small puppy by following his big brother, all 90 pounds of him. Theo trots up, turns around at the top and looks down at him, and Beau decided right there that wherever Theo goes, he goes too.

Fair warning: these stairs draw a crowd. Wherever we park, at trailheads, gas stations and rest stops, someone usually stops to watch. Most people have never seen stairs made for dogs, let alone two goldens walking up and down them like it’s nothing. We get questions, we get smiles, and more than once we’ve heard “I didn’t even know they made these.”

We almost always load through the back hatch, but the stairs work at a side door too. Rest the handles on the edge of the back seat and it’s the same routine.

The honest flaws

The handles wear out. The metal frame under the foam grips eventually cuts through the foam, and once it does, it can scratch the plastic trim on the car. After years of near-daily use that’s exactly what happened to our first set, so we replaced it. A wrap of duct tape around the handles slows it down a lot. We liked them enough to buy the same stairs again, and then a third set for Kelly’s car, so she’s never stuck without them when mine are out of town with me.

Use the safety strap. The stairs come with a strap and clip that hooks to the hatch latch, so they can’t slide off the bumper. We’ll admit we usually skip it and hold the top of the stairs against the cargo floor with one hand instead. Once in a while, when things are moving fast, they slip. No one has been hurt and the dogs don’t even flinch, but if you’re working one-handed, clip the strap.

Every walkLarge dogsFour years inThird setJoint health
View on Chewy
LESOTC water bottle with the built-in tray slid out
Trail & road trip · Backup water

LESOTC 77oz Portable Dog Water Bottle

Water and a bowl, all in one.

4out of 5Great idea, button that quits

When you walk as often as we do, you run into a lot of hot days. Sooner or later you’re halfway down a trail with two tongues hanging past their chins, and home or the next patio is too far away to wait for. That’s when this bottle earns its spot in the car.

It holds plenty for two big dogs, and the tray kicks out right from the bottom, so there’s no separate bowl to carry and no guessing how much to pour. Anyone with two dogs knows thirsty dogs don’t take turns politely. The tray is big enough that Theo and Beau can both squeeze in. One gulps until he needs a breath, the other dives in, and they trade back and forth until they’re both done.

It’s even better on the road. Pull into a rest stop and there’s no hunting for a faucet inside, no pouring from a water bottle into a collapsible bowl. Everything is in one container, ready the second the stairs go down. It comes to dinner, too. Not every dog-friendly patio puts out water bowls, especially in a town we’re visiting for the first time, so when we’re not sure, the bottle comes along to the table and the dogs are covered either way.

The honest flaw

The button quits. Pressing the button on top is supposed to release water into the tray. On ours it worked for about a month, then stopped. Our workaround: reach under the bottle where the tray slides out, feel for the valve with a fingertip, and push up. The water flows fine that way. We assumed we’d gotten a dud and bought a second one. Same bottle, same problem, same timeline. That makes it a design flaw, not bad luck. It still works, and we still carry it everywhere, but go in knowing about the fingertip trick.

Two dogsTrail backupRoad tripsBowl built in
Sixty to ninety minutes a day, trails and town sidewalks

On the Leash

Theo sitting in fall leaves wearing his black harness with a THEO name patch
Theo, name patch and all
Walking · Harness

Dog Friendly Co. Harness with Name Patches

Everybody wants to know their names.

4.5 to 5out of 5Quality, shipping and design

We switched both boys to harnesses shortly after Beau came home. I liked the idea of an Australian-style harness that slips on and off in seconds, with the leash clipping on top instead of putting any pressure on their necks.

It’s a high-quality harness, and my favorite part is the name patches. Everywhere we go, people want to know their names. With the patches, strangers can tell the two goldens apart at a glance and get their attention by name.

The honest flaw

Skip the matching leash (for us, anyway). We also ordered the leash that pairs with the harness. It’s well made, with a bungee-style stretch built in. I thought I’d like it, but the stretch delayed my signal to the dogs. By the time the tension reached them, the moment had passed. That’s a me thing, not a them thing. I like a stiffer leash that tells them right away.

Theo & BeauName patchesEasy on, easy off
Walking · Leash

Max and Neo Reflective Nylon Leash, 6 ft x 1 in

Flat beats fancy.

4out of 5Plain, flat and easy on the hands

Our walks aren’t a quick lap up the street. Most days we’re out for 60 to 90 minutes on trails and town sidewalks, training as we go. Over that much time, the leash in your hand matters more than you’d think.

We learned that the hard way. On Beau’s first day in Maryland, we went to the pet store to load up on puppy supplies, and I picked out a sharp-looking round nylon rope leash with a cushioned handle. I was sure I’d love the feel of it. Three weeks later, I had blisters at the base of two or three fingers. The round rope dug into my hand, especially while I was training Beau.

Now both dogs walk on plain, flat, six-foot nylon leashes from Max and Neo. Flat spreads the pressure across your palm instead of concentrating it in one line, and it’s easy on the hands for the long haul.

Flat matters even more when I’m walking both dogs alone, on days when Kelly is traveling for work or under the weather. Theo and Beau walk side by side on my right. I hold the ends of both leashes in my left hand, and in my right hand each leash is woven between different fingers. When one dog needs a signal, I curl a finger around his leash, and only he feels it. A flat leash slides between your fingers easily. A round one is too thick to work that way.

It’s not exciting, but it’s what works.

Long walksBoth dogsHand friendlyNo blisters
Herm Sprenger chrome prong collar laid flat
Walking · Training tool · The controversial one

Herm Sprenger Prong Collar

A signal, not a punishment.

4.8out of 5A training tool that works when used right

We know this one is controversial. Years ago, before I knew anything about them, prong collars looked cruel to me. They looked like something for a junkyard dog named Thor, with a patch over one eye, dragging six feet of heavy broken leash behind him after snapping free from whatever he’d been tied to.

Then there was Sawyer, who was always a puller. One day on a walk we met a couple whose dog wore a prong collar, and they swore by it. They said it fixed their dog’s pulling almost instantly. Kelly and I went straight to the pet store and bought one. It had the same effect on Sawyer. No more pulling.

The truth is, we use it as a training tool, not a forever collar. There’s a technique to using one, and done right, the collar sends a signal, not a punishment. If you try one, learn that technique first.

It works, and the proof is that our dogs move on from it. Sawyer graduated, and so did Theo, who now walks in his harness. Beau is the current student. He wears a harness too, but for now it’s just an accessory. The prong collar is doing the real training.

Training toolPullersBig dogsGraduates welcome
What goes in the bowl, and what we learned the hard way

Food & Water

Bag of Inukshuk Professional Dog Food, Marine 26/16
Food · A lesson learned

Inukshuk Professional Marine 26/16

Great food. Wrong dogs.

4.8out of 5Great food, wrong match for our couch potatoes

We switched to Inukshuk on the advice of our oldest daughter. She’s part owner of a large kennel, knows more about dogs than anyone we know, and after a lot of research it’s what she feeds her own dogs, including her golden retriever. It made life simpler, too. When Kelly and I traveled and she kept our boys, everybody ate out of the same bag.

The dogs loved it. Every bowl was gone in seconds. And there’s nothing wrong with the food. Her research was right for her dogs, who go to the kennel with her every day and stay busy from morning to night, swimming, running at the dog park and playing with the pack.

Ours didn’t live that life. Sawyer and Theo had three quarters of an acre to roam, but they preferred to stay inside and wait for us to finish work. Their day didn’t really start until 5:00 PM.

We’ve always measured every meal: the same scoop, the same amount, once in the morning and once in the evening. So when we switched foods, we kept the scoop the same. What we never did was turn the bag over. Our research had always been about quality ingredients and strong reviews, and right or wrong, it never occurred to us to read the nutrition label. Same scoop, a lot more calories. Earlier this year, we noticed how much weight the boys had put on, Theo especially.

Feeding Inukshuk to dogs who spend the day indoors is like feeding a donkey racehorse food. The food wasn’t the problem. The match was.

We’ve since switched Theo to a lower-calorie food (below), and he’s slowly started shedding some pounds. If your dogs are working, sporting or on the go all day, Inukshuk deserves a hard look. If they’re more like ours, do what we didn’t: read the calories per cup before you switch, and adjust the scoop to match.

Kennel recommendedHigh calorieActive dogs onlyLesson learned
Bag of Hill's Science Diet Perfect Weight and Joint Support, Large Breed Adult
Food · Theo's bowl

Hill’s Science Diet Perfect Weight & Joint Support, Large Breed

This time, we read the label.

5out of 5The right fit for the way Theo lives

After the Inukshuk lesson, we went looking for a food that fit the way Theo actually lives: a big golden who saves his energy for the evening walk. This time we started with the nutrition label instead of the reviews, and the numbers pointed us to Hill’s Perfect Weight & Joint Support for large breeds.

Theo isn’t picky, and the switch didn’t faze him one bit. It’s early, but it’s working. He’s slowly shedding pounds, and slow is exactly how we want it.

Theo's foodLarge breedLower calorieEarly days
Bag of Life's Abundance Large Breed Puppy Food
Food · Beau's bowl · Breeder recommended

Life’s Abundance Large Breed Puppy Food

Growing like a horse.

5out of 5He's growing as fast as we can feed him

Beau came home with one firm piece of advice from his breeders, a well-respected program that breeds only English cream goldens: keep him on Life’s Abundance large breed puppy food. We took their advice.

At six months old, Beau already stands as tall as Theo, and he weighed in at 62 pounds at his last vet visit. In fairness, two or three of those pounds were rocks he’d swallowed, but that’s a story for another day. We can’t give the food all the credit, but whatever’s in that bag, he’s growing like a horse. He’ll stay on it until he’s an adult, and then he’ll move over to Theo’s food.

Beau's foodPuppyBreeder recommendedGrowing fast
Stainless steel food scoop with cup and milliliter markings
Food & water · Theo's diet

SSyang Stainless Steel Food Scoop, 1 Cup

A scoop is a scoop. Until your dog is on a diet.

4.5out of 5Keeps us honest twice a day

Honestly, a scoop is a scoop. But Theo’s on a diet now, and after our Inukshuk lesson, close enough isn’t good enough. This one has the measurements marked right on it, so every meal is measured, not guessed. It’s a small thing that keeps us honest twice a day.

Theo's dietMeasured mealsStainless steel
Two stainless steel dog bowls with black rubber bases
Food & water · Mealtime

WROSWT Stainless Steel Dog Bowls, Set of 2

Simple, sturdy, still shining.

4.5out of 5Sturdy and shiny, just size up

For years, Sawyer ate out of a slow feeder, a bowl with a maze in the middle that forces a dog to work around it. He didn’t so much eat his food as inhale it, and the maze slowed him down. Eventually he grew out of the inhaling, so we retired the slow feeder and went looking for a good pair of everyday bowls, choosing these mostly on quality and reviews. One bowl went to Sawyer and the other to Theo, and the large size was just right for two big goldens. They’re well made and sturdy, they clean up easily, and they’ve kept their shine.

Sawyer’s old slow feeder didn’t go anywhere. It belongs to Beau now.

The honest flaw

They run small. We ordered the large, and it fit our dogs well, but the bowls are smaller than you’d expect from the listing. If you’re between sizes, size up.

Big dogsStainless steelSet of two
Gray Tuff Pupper Super Big Slurp 100 ounce bowl
Food & water · Home and travel

Tuff Pupper Super Big Slurp 100oz Bowl

It’s just a water bowl. Until it isn’t.

5out of 5Two of them, and not a rust ring in sight

Reviewing a water bowl feels a little silly. It’s a container. You fill it with water. But of all the things we’ve bought for the dogs, this is one of the few that felt justified the moment we set it down.

It starts with how much it holds. A hundred ounces means we’re not refilling it every time we walk past, and that matters in a house with Beau, who drinks like he’s gearing up for a trek across the Sahara. Big dogs drink big, and a bowl this size actually keeps up.

It’s also built like it means it. It’s sturdy, well made, and sits on a rubber ring that lifts it just off the floor. That ring solved a problem we’d lived with for years. Our old bowl was a cheap, oversized metal one, and it slowly left rust rings on our epoxy garage floor. This one hasn’t left a mark.

We liked it enough to buy a second. One lives in the house, the other in the garage, so the dogs always have water when they’re outside. When we head out of town, one of them comes along and sets up shop in whatever rental we’re staying in. New town, same bowl, and the dogs know exactly where to find it.

The honest flaw

It’s not the bowl’s fault. Beau’s favorite pastime is “stickin’” with his big brother, which means he almost always has a stick in his mouth. Every time he stops for a drink, he leaves a little souvenir behind: bark, grass, the occasional chunk of mud. If we could change one thing, the bowl would come with a filter. That’s a wish list item, not a complaint.

Big dogsHome + garageTravels with usNo rust rings
Rated the only way that matters: did it survive Theo

Play

Our durability scale is simple. 5 means it lasts forever. 4.5 means it lasted longer than we expected. Theo is the test lab.

Three red and yellow kids practice tennis balls
Toys · Theo's catch ball · Outdoor

SHYUJAJIE Kid Tennis Balls, 20 Pack

The ball behind the catch streak.

4.5out of 5Lasted longer than we expected

Theo is obsessed with catch, and these are what we use outside for his consecutive-catch runs. They’re practice tennis balls for kids learning the game, a little bigger than a regular tennis ball. That extra size can make them a challenge for Theo to snag in midair, but he always figures it out.

They’ve lasted longer than we expected.

Theo's pickCatch streakOutdoor20 pack
Toys · Theo's catch ball · Indoor

Chuckit! Indoor Fetch Ball

Catch, but for the living room.

4.5out of 5Lasted longer than we expected

When catch moves inside, this is the ball. It’s bigger and softer than a tennis ball, which makes it perfect for an easy game of soft catch in the family room while a game is on TV and Theo decides he’s bored. A wild throw, or more often a deflected catch attempt bouncing in slow motion toward Kelly’s lamp, won’t break glass or knock anything over. Well, in most cases. It’s lasted longer than we expected for a dog who treats every ball as a durability test, and we liked it enough to buy a second.

Theo's pickIndoorRainy days
The hair, and the other thing

Grooming & Yard

Yellow FURminator long hair deshedding tool
Grooming · English cream essential

FURminator deShedding Tool, Large, Long Hair

The third golden on the lawn.

4.5out of 5Nine years in and still going

To each their own, but English cream golden retrievers are one of my favorite breeds. There aren’t many downsides to owning one, with one major exception: the shedding. The hair. The tumbleweeds rolling across the hardwood floors minutes after the vacuum goes back in the closet.

Used regularly, the FURminator does two jobs. It cuts down on the hair in the house, and it doubles as a professional masseuse. When I comb them, they melt. By the time I’ve finished both dogs, the pile of fur on the lawn has taken shape, and it looks like we own three creams instead of two.

Honest confession: we don’t use it as often as we should. The best fix we’ve found for the shedding is a regular professional groomer, and the boys go on a schedule now. But the FURminator still comes out about every two weeks between appointments, and nine years in, we haven’t found a flaw.

English cream essentialSince 2017Dogs love it
Yard & lawn · The farm trick

Miller DURA Fork

The best pooper scooper isn’t a pooper scooper.

4.7out of 5Perfect tool, terrible job

I grew up on a small farm, and somehow it took me more than 35 years of picking up after my own dogs to think of the tool that was leaning against the barn wall the whole time. It never once occurred to me. I wish it had.

Before the fork, I tried everything sold for the job: the rake and tray set, the jaws that clamp a pile and lift it off the ground, the bin with the rake, the bag systems. With big dogs on real grass, they all lose in the same ways. A flat scoop or shovel pushes and smears more than it lifts, and the clamping kind leaves half the mess behind in thick grass.

A manure fork slides under each pile and lifts it clean. It doesn’t smear anything across the lawn, and it doesn’t pull up the grass. It even works when the lawn is overdue for a mow, because the tines are spaced far enough apart that tall grass slips right through instead of catching. Better yet, I can collect several piles on the tines before making the trip to the compost spot at the edge of the woods. On three quarters of an acre, with dogs who use every inch of it, that’s a lot fewer trips. Big dogs make big messes, and this is the only tool that’s ever kept up.

One thing to know before you order: the Miller is sold as a head only. It attaches to a handle with a set screw, and ours is on an old wooden rake handle.

When I’m done, it rinses off with the hose in seconds. We bought ours in 2018, and it’s still going strong.

The honest flaw

It’s the job, not the tool. After nearly eight years, we can’t find a single thing wrong with this fork. It does exactly what it should, every time. Our only complaint is the job title that comes with it: professional poop patroller.

Big yardsTall grassNo smearingSince 2018
Not every purchase has to make sense

Just for Fun

Sawyer and Theo in matching buffalo check antler hats in front of the Christmas treeSawyer and Theo sitting in the snow at night wearing their antler hats
Sawyer and Theo, Christmas 2025
Just for fun · Holiday

Huxley & Kent SnugFit Antler Hat

Worth it for the laughs.

3out of 5Worth it for the laughs, not the fit

These were a gag gift for the holidays, and they did their job. With the whole family home for Christmas, Sawyer and Theo in matching antler hats got more laughs than anything under the tree.

They’re cute and festive, and an adjustable elastic band tightens them so they stay put. In theory. Sawyer and Theo were determined dogs, and the hats didn’t stay on long. Plan on a quick photo, not an all-day look.

The honest flaws

They run very small. Size up. Our two goldens wore the extra large.

The antlers droop. Don’t expect them to stand tall. They angle down instead of pointing up, which, honestly, only adds to the charm.

Just for funHoliday photosSawyer & Theo
The honest misses

Didn’t Make the Cut

Not everything we buy earns a spot. These are the ones we’d steer you away from. No links, no buttons.

Toys · Not recommended

“Indestructible” Foam Balls

Lasted five minutes.

Theo is obsessed with balls. Playing catch is his whole personality, so we bought a fresh set to start filming his consecutive-catch reels. Before I’d even finished getting them out of the bag, he had grabbed one and started testing the marketing claims himself. The listing promised indestructible tennis balls for aggressive chewers. It missed on both counts. The ball was in pieces within five minutes. And they aren’t tennis balls at all: no felt, no rubber core, just a lightweight foam that comes off in chunks. Those chunks are a swallowing hazard, so if your dog gets one apart, pick up every piece. Our biggest complaint isn’t that a ball broke. It’s that nothing about the listing was true. Save your money.

Save your money